Dein Schwanz geht fürs Leben ins Gefängnis

You filthy, disgusting whore. I've been at work all day and you've been sitting on the sofa watching television?

I don't care if you work nights and I work days. I asked you to get the chores done so we could have that dinner party tonight.

And I was doing it for you. You like to wait around all day for me to impress you? You're going to impress me.

Because frankly I'm a little unhappy with you right now. Watching television and playing games all day.

I don't think you deserve me, let alone my satisfaction.