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How's your dating life going? - It's not, it's shit.

Yeah, we look so amazing, don't we? - Yeah, I think so.

I got something off Tinder, some guy off Tinder the other day, and it was absolutely rubbish.

Was it? - Yeah, tiny cock.

No good. - I mean, we only do Tinder to get sex, right?