Ich werde dich einsperren, bevor mein Freund kommt

Happy Anniversary. Look, I got all dressed up for you. Surprise! I wanted you to have

a really, really nice day when you got off of work. Don't think that's the only surprise.

You look so happy. I also got you a little gift. I did. No, don't tell me I shouldn't

have because I really, really should. And thankfully, it's a gift for both of us. No,

it's not a TV. Try again. No, it's not a vacation. However, you know, it is something that you